Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how
Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?" 😂
😂 😂
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can't even jog
for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with u for
2hours??? Ur level of
selfishness demands
a one week crusade..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Robert Mugabe 2016
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It's hard to bewitch African gals these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.
Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face😂😂😂
R.G Mugabe 2016
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No sex before marriage???
If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.
Robert Mugabe
Wisdom will kill Mugabe
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a girlfriend
Robert Mugabe 2016
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"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me..."
~Robert Mugabe😂😄💦😂😂
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays😀😀
#ROBERT MUGABE
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Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex
-Robert Mugabe
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Dear sisters,
Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for? Mugabe: I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks😂😂
Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare tongue n later sex her with condom. What are u preventing, catarrh or headache?
- Robert Mugabe
Laugh wan kill me 😂😂😂😂😂
Friday, June 9, 2017
OBASEKI DEFEATS IZE IYAMU IN APPEAL COURT
The governor of Edo state Mr. Obaseki smiles home after appeal court endorses him as the authentic governor of Edo state.
It is a common knowlwdge that Nigeria judiciary is not exactly operating with a constitution rather judgement is dished out according to the capacity of the people involved.
It is a common knowlwdge that Nigeria judiciary is not exactly operating with a constitution rather judgement is dished out according to the capacity of the people involved.
Saturday, November 19, 2016
YOU MAY BE TOO RIGHT TO BE HAPPY
There were two houses standing next to each other. In one of them resided a very unhappy family. The spouses yelled at each other, they fought and quarreled all the time. The other was a place of happiness and calm.
During one of the fights a wife asked her husband:
“Did you ever hear them quarrel or yell over at that house? No!
So, go there and see what they do to avoid it!”
The husband stood at the window of his neighbors and watched. There they were busy doing their own thing. The wife was in the kitchen cooking, and the man sat at the table writing. The phone rang, and the man jumped up and headed to the hallway to get it.
On his way he bumped into a vase, it fell and broke. He got down to his knees and started picking up the pieces. The wife ran into the room from the kitchen. She also kneeled down and started helping her husband to pick them up.
The man said to his wife:
“I am so sorry. I rushed to get the phone and bumped into the vase. It fell and got broken.”
The wife replied:
“No, honey, it is my fault. I put it there on the way. That’s why you bumped into it.”
They kissed, and that was over. Both got back to what they were doing.
The man who watched them returned to his wife. She wanted to know what the secret of their happiness was.
What he said was fantastic:
“I know it now. In their family they both are guilty and in our family both of us are always right!”
That’s the secret of family happiness!
Food for thought.
The "trick" isn't in not wanting to take responsibility, but rather in not claiming right.
There are times you need to forfeit your right to win your peace: depends on which you cherish most.
This recipe is applicable, not only in the home, but also at work and in all relationships.
Pls don't just read it. share it. You never can tell how many people this post will bless.
RECEIVED
During one of the fights a wife asked her husband:
“Did you ever hear them quarrel or yell over at that house? No!
So, go there and see what they do to avoid it!”
The husband stood at the window of his neighbors and watched. There they were busy doing their own thing. The wife was in the kitchen cooking, and the man sat at the table writing. The phone rang, and the man jumped up and headed to the hallway to get it.
On his way he bumped into a vase, it fell and broke. He got down to his knees and started picking up the pieces. The wife ran into the room from the kitchen. She also kneeled down and started helping her husband to pick them up.
The man said to his wife:
“I am so sorry. I rushed to get the phone and bumped into the vase. It fell and got broken.”
The wife replied:
“No, honey, it is my fault. I put it there on the way. That’s why you bumped into it.”
They kissed, and that was over. Both got back to what they were doing.
The man who watched them returned to his wife. She wanted to know what the secret of their happiness was.
What he said was fantastic:
“I know it now. In their family they both are guilty and in our family both of us are always right!”
That’s the secret of family happiness!
Food for thought.
The "trick" isn't in not wanting to take responsibility, but rather in not claiming right.
There are times you need to forfeit your right to win your peace: depends on which you cherish most.
This recipe is applicable, not only in the home, but also at work and in all relationships.
Pls don't just read it. share it. You never can tell how many people this post will bless.
RECEIVED
Wednesday, November 2, 2016
THE OTHER SIDE OF MARRIAGE
Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: "Would you like to join me for jogging?"
Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"
Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."
Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick."
Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."
Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"
Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"
Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying? "
Hubby: I beg you plz don't stretch it in the morning."
Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?
HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??"
Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."
Hubby: "Plz Plz.. I am feeling giddy now.."
Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."
Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!!
*Dedicated to All Married Men ...* 😎
From forwarded message
Wife: "Ohh. So you mean to say I am fat?"
Hubby: "No. Jogging is good for health."
Wife: "Oh.. that means I am sick."
Hubby: "No No. If you don't want to get up, then it's OK."
Wife: "So now you think I am lazy, ha?"
Hubby: "NO. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean..."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you because I'm an illiterate, right?"
Hubby: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying? "
Hubby: I beg you plz don't stretch it in the morning."
Wife: "Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, am I?
HUBBY: "OK OK.. You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone.. Happy Now??"
Wife: "You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself."
Hubby: "Plz Plz.. I am feeling giddy now.."
Wife: "See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health."
Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong!!!
*Dedicated to All Married Men ...* 😎
From forwarded message
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
Nigerian Youths Are Day Dreaming Away Their Opportunities
Imagine This!
I wanted a painter and they brought me a Chinese. I wanted a "tiler", they brought me a Togolese. On my way out of my Estate, all I see are armies of jobless youths. They are always on the move, milling around with rucksacks on their backs, ears plugged with earphones, sagged pants with lengthy belts, going nowhere. They are looking to hammer. If you no hammer nko? Will you be carrying those things on your back as a 40year old when life has hammered you? Why are our young not learning a trade? Why are they not farming? Why are they fixated on big money instead of incremental earning? Why are they running away from the villages where they can easily eke out a living? Baba Kofi my Palm wine tapper makes more than N10000 profit on market days(every 5days). He makes about N3k daily. His electricity bill is N500. His shop costs N1000 a month. He grows his own food. He doubles as farmhand while his wife sells the Palm wine. By 2pm he has none left. His expenses are very low. He is from Ghana and making good here in Nigeria.
Here, the Togolese are doing neater and better jobs in masonry. They don't abscond with your money. They have their children in the trade already. Who wouldn't need a plumber with the way we clog sinks and lavatories? First it was the Ivoriennes, then Ghanaians, then Togolese and now the Chinese! The Chinese are damned good! Their work is perfect with artisanal joy! They speak passable English and they grasp Yoruba quite fast. They love it here for the money. Our own artisans are sloppy and without any regard for quality and finishing. They tell you they'll come on Monday only to show up 3weeks later with tales and bad attitude.
Elsewhere, they are only interested in riding Okada. No apprenticeship is required. It is a life of sharp-shap, now-now. 4 years into the daily N1,500-2000 per day. In the late evening they sit with matured women with big ikebe who can turn their innards out with mind blowing sex. The money for the day gets blown that way. They do osusu and the "sexual collector" collects. They start coughing. Before lung cancer can be diagnosed, they die! When you have no appetite for delayed gratification, you face whatever comes. Fear is catching me. I see it everyday, I prowl the Southwest hinterlands. I see a lot of stuff. Speak to those in your care. It will get tougher. 2017 will be painful. We have seen the end of free money. Now, everyone must earn their keep. We will get a brain reset whether we want it or not. Tell them o!..copied
I wanted a painter and they brought me a Chinese. I wanted a "tiler", they brought me a Togolese. On my way out of my Estate, all I see are armies of jobless youths. They are always on the move, milling around with rucksacks on their backs, ears plugged with earphones, sagged pants with lengthy belts, going nowhere. They are looking to hammer. If you no hammer nko? Will you be carrying those things on your back as a 40year old when life has hammered you? Why are our young not learning a trade? Why are they not farming? Why are they fixated on big money instead of incremental earning? Why are they running away from the villages where they can easily eke out a living? Baba Kofi my Palm wine tapper makes more than N10000 profit on market days(every 5days). He makes about N3k daily. His electricity bill is N500. His shop costs N1000 a month. He grows his own food. He doubles as farmhand while his wife sells the Palm wine. By 2pm he has none left. His expenses are very low. He is from Ghana and making good here in Nigeria.
Here, the Togolese are doing neater and better jobs in masonry. They don't abscond with your money. They have their children in the trade already. Who wouldn't need a plumber with the way we clog sinks and lavatories? First it was the Ivoriennes, then Ghanaians, then Togolese and now the Chinese! The Chinese are damned good! Their work is perfect with artisanal joy! They speak passable English and they grasp Yoruba quite fast. They love it here for the money. Our own artisans are sloppy and without any regard for quality and finishing. They tell you they'll come on Monday only to show up 3weeks later with tales and bad attitude.
Elsewhere, they are only interested in riding Okada. No apprenticeship is required. It is a life of sharp-shap, now-now. 4 years into the daily N1,500-2000 per day. In the late evening they sit with matured women with big ikebe who can turn their innards out with mind blowing sex. The money for the day gets blown that way. They do osusu and the "sexual collector" collects. They start coughing. Before lung cancer can be diagnosed, they die! When you have no appetite for delayed gratification, you face whatever comes. Fear is catching me. I see it everyday, I prowl the Southwest hinterlands. I see a lot of stuff. Speak to those in your care. It will get tougher. 2017 will be painful. We have seen the end of free money. Now, everyone must earn their keep. We will get a brain reset whether we want it or not. Tell them o!..copied
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