A GERMAN LADY GIVES BIRTH TO DoGs (GERMAN SHEPHEREDS)

A 24-year-old female tourist from Germany has reportedly given birth to a litter of German Shepherd puppies in Stellenbosch, Western Cape Province in South Africa, after being hospitalized with severe stomach pains.

 Doctors at a Western Cape private hospital were surprised to see Kedder go into labor, as she didn’t know she was pregnant.

 "It was even more of a shock when three tiny puppies came out instead of a baby," said Dr. Brown of the Medical Center where Kedder gave birth to her 'puppies'.

 "To be honest, we didn’t know this was possible. It’s both a marvel of modern medicine and extremely disturbing at the same time."

 Kedder admits that while she was recently living at home, she would often have sex with the family dog, Jonsey, because she couldn’t find a date.

 It all started when my parents moved to a new place while we were still based in Germany. I lost my job, and my boyfriend dumped me too," said Kedder. "I didn’t have time to meet any new guys while I was applying for jobs, so I would sometimes have sex with Jonsey our dog, just to relieve myself of too much stress. I don’t think it was wrong. He’s a big dog, and he wasn’t hurt by it. In fact, he really seemed to like it. I know I did. And besides, back in our country having sex with an animal is not a crime, and I don't giving  birth to an animal would either be a crime here provided the act wasn't committed in this country," she said.

 According to Dr. Brown, Kedder’s birth is the first on record for an inter-species relationship.

PROFILE OF HENRY BELLO THE NEW YORK TERROR DOCTOR

New York – Dr Henry Michael Bello, the
gunman who shot six people at the Bronx-
Lebanon Hospital Centre in New York on
Friday, has been identified as a Nigerian.
Henry Michael Bello
Some Nigerians in New York, who knew Bello,
confirmed to the Correspondent of the News
Agency of Nigeria (NAN) on Friday. And the
NYPD has also identified him to be a Nigerian-
born doctor.
Bello, 45, shot dead a woman, on the 17th
floor and injured at least six others on the
16th floor, before killing himself the New York
Police Department (NYPD) Commissioner
James O’Neil, said.
Five of his victims were seriously injured and
“fighting for their lives”,
Bello went into his former workplace wearing
a white lab coat with an AR-15 machine gun
hidden underneath with the intention of
targeting the same individual.
NYPD officials said Bello asked for a specific
doctor on the 16th floor but when he was told
the doctor was not there, he became angry
and started shooting at everyone.
Officials said Bello tried to set himself on fire
before committing suicide.
Reports said Bello, who was hired at the
hospital in August 2014 as a house physician,
had past arrests for sex abuse, turnstile
jumping, burglary and public urination.
In September 2004, he was arrested and
charged with sex abuse and unlawful
imprisonment after a 23-year-old woman told
officers he had grabbed her crotch area
outside a building on Bleecker Street in
Manhattan and tried to penetrate her through
her underwear, reports said.
Court records indicated that in September
2004, Bello pleaded guilty to unlawful
imprisonment in the second degree, a
misdemeanour, and was sentenced to
community service, while the felony sexual
abuse charge was dismissed, according to
reports.
He was going to be fired by the hospital, after
reports of sexual harassments, but instead
chose to resign in February 2015 in lieu of
termination

Bullet Proof That Failed

Mallam Zuri bought a N60million bullet-proof SUV.

He travelled from Kaduna to Abuja and he was accosted by armed robbers who opened fire on the vehicle, but all the bullets bounced off.

Mallam rained curses on the bandits; "Shege!, Dan Iska!!, Dan Bura uba!!!”.

The armed bandits shouted, that they couldn't hear him so, mallam rolled down his glass for them to hear him!



































































He was buried Last Week!

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Happy New Month

HOW YOUR BOSS DETERMINE YOUR SALARY...

All salaried people must read this:

After 4 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation.
So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day!"

I was shocked to hear this, but the manager went on to explain. And here's the conversation that took place:

Manager: How many days are there in a year?

Me: 365 days and sometimes 366.

Manager: Do you come to work on weekends?

Me: No sir.

Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends?

Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days.

Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 366 days. how many days
do you now have?

Me: 262 days

Manager: How many hours make up a day?

Me: 24 Hours.

Manager: How long do you work in a day?

Me: 10am to 6pm
(i.e. 8 hours a day.)

Manager: So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?

Me: 8/24
i.e 1/3 (one third).

Manager: This is nice of you! what is 1/3rd of 262 days?

Me: 87
(1/3 x 262 = 87days)

Manager: I do give you 2 weeks sick leave, 15 days casual leave, 5 days optional leave, 30 days earned leave every year. Now remove that 64 days from the 87 days left. How many days do u have remaining?

Me: 23 days.

Manager: Do you work on festivals ? (20 days)

Me: No Sir!

Manager: Do you work on Republic Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: Do you come to work on Independence Day?

Me: No sir!

Manager: So how many days are left?

Me: 1 day sir!

Manager: Do you come to work on New Year's Day..?

Me: No sir..!!

Manager: So how many days are left?

Me: None Sir!

Manager: So what are you claiming?

Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company
money all these days.

Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

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