HOW WHITES GIVE DIRECTIONS TO THEIR PLACE FOR YOU:
My place is about 300 metres away from Elephant and Castle. Turn right at the round about and follow the A201 towards Old Kent Road and the first right is my street... The 3rd apartment....
HOW NIGERIANS GIVE DIRECTIONS TO THEIR PLACE:
If you reach Mbonu crescent, you will see one big gutter. Jump the gutter and corner left...
Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small. Be going down down...until you see one place they're selling Akara close to one Mama-put in front of one Redeemed church,
opposite where they used to throwey dustbin near one coconut and mango tree, you will see one craze man sitting under the mango tree. No talk to am o... He fit stone you. Waka go front front and follow the small road wey dey in between the primary school and the Anglican Church till u reach the filling station, then cross to the other side.
...Just stand there and flash me or ask the aboki wey dey sell cigar. I will come outside... My street is at the back of that place..
LWKMD!!!!!!
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