Funny Public Signs

*Clever Signages*!!
😂😂😂

*A sign in a shoe repair store*: "We will heel you,  We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you!"

Sign over a *Gynaecologist’s Office* :   "Dr. George, at your cervix";

At an *Eye Clinic* : "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”;

On a *Plumber's truck* : "We repair what your husband fixed”;

In a *Non-smoking Area* :  "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”;

On a *Maternity Room door* : "Push.”;

At a *Car Dealership* : "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;

At the *Electric Company* :  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”;

In a *Restaurant window* :  "Don't stand there and be hungry;  come on in and get fed up.”;

In the front yard of a *Funeral Home* : "Don’t Drive carefully.  We'll wait.”;

Last but not least and I LOVE THIS..........

Sign on the back of  *Septic Tank Truck* :
*"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"*