Monday, December 18, 2017

How A Man In Birmingham Got Free Security

Almost died laughing......๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

Letter from a man in Birmingham to his friend in London :

" I was fed up with being burgled and robbed every other day in my neighbourhood.
The alarm system was of no use so I tore it out and deregistered from our ineffective local Neighbourhood Watch....๐Ÿ˜ซ
Instead, ๐Ÿ˜† I've Planted a Syrian, Afghanistan, Yemeni and Iranian flag in four corners of my front garden.

Now, The city police,
The National Security Bureau,
Scotland Yard,
 MI-5, MI-6,
 The CIA
And
Every Other Intelligence Service In Europe......
Are All keeping watch on my house
24x7 x 365.......๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm followed to and from work every day and my wife too when she goes out shopping.
So no one bothers us at all...I've never felt safer.All Thanks To these Flags๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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