FUNNY APPLICATION FOR A DEAD MAN'S JOB

                     No.3 ekpetu street
                     P. O. Box 172,
                     Ijora, Lagos,
                     Nigeria.
                    9th May, 2017.
Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead Accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.

You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!

                            Thank you.
                            Yours faithfully,
                   Owoeye Micheal Ojo