Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight...
A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...😍 I want to give it to my wife..!!'
Lady: 'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!' 😜😜😜
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kamal doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kamal is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him ......😂😂😝😝
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Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?
Son : Don't know 🤔
Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Aunty Yasmeen?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also 😝😜😜
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A cute excuse:
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student: One of my shoes was in mom's hand, and the other in dad's..😂😂😝😜
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Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on
"How to Cook !!! 😡👌😂😜😃😄
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Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did u drink?????
Husband : no!
Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!
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Don't laugh alone. Pass it on 😂😂😂 to your buddies..
*TOP TEN JOKES THIS WEEKEND*
10. *Toothpicks* *were* *missing* *in* *the* *house*, *then* *my* *Mother* *asked* *our* *maid*, *and* *she* *was* *like*: 😧it's not me, even when I use I put them back
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9. Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a proclaimation or a declaration??
8. Women already have 3-5 days of loosing blood every month.
Can't mosquitoes be considerate and focus only on men..
7. Everyone has a right to be foolish but some idiots use it stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . .
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6. My school teacher taught me most of the lies I tell today, she would tell me to write a letter to my uncle abroad when she knows my uncle is in the village. 😁😁😁😁😁
5. *Dating a church girl is the best....I cheat, she finds out, we pray together and blame the devil*
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4. A rapists entered a bedroom, tied up a husband and wife...kissed de wife's ear and went to de bathromm....the husband said to de wife"satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I luv u" wife said"he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear dat he is a gay, he need vaseline and i told him it's in de bathroom, so be strong i love u too....!!! Husband fainted ��������������
3. My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She held my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last seen on whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go buy me bread"😂😂😂😂
2. Some people don't have the spirit of forgiveness at all,
How can u sweep your room and use ur Ex' picture as paker
1. No one is more respectful than a person who wants to borrow money from u...
He can even greet ur dog .....
Hello bingo🐕 how are u?😂😂😂😂😂⚡😝⚡😝⚡😝
Enjoy ur wkend.......whatsapp
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