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Monday, September 12, 2016
ROBERT MUGABE PREPARES FOR 2018 ELECTION
Mr. Robert Gabriel Mugabe, the 92 year old leader of Zimbabwe has tactically dashed the hopes of any Zimbabwe citizen trying or dreaming to ouster him from seat of power. He did this by unveiling a new giant statue of himself that looks approximately 100 years. This is a way of telling Zimbabwe people that in the next 8 years there will be no vacancy in presidency. Some people did not understand his figurative speech and continued to carry placard along the streets asking for change of government. Mugabe therefore told them that Zimbabwe is not Arab and that any person dreaming of Arab spring type of revolution is making a mistake. After that he traveled abroad for his medical check up and came back looking stronger than any person wishing him ill health. He then told them that he is very strong and willing. He said he is looking forward to 2018 election which he will definitely win as well as 2023 election which he will win also. At that point, many who were carrying placard lost hope, dropped their placards and started looking for visa to South Africa, Nigeria and Egypt.
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