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Wednesday, August 17, 2016
WHAT DO YOU NEED TO FIND OIL IN NORTH.?.....BUHARI TO NNPC
Some politicians who are bent on getting 13% derivation paid to oil producers have played into the hands of Nigerian president who is trying to demoralize Niger Delta Avengers. They claim they can even smell the crude oil in their villages without any equipment. Buhari has therefore asked NNPC to get involved and ensure that oil is found in North. He told them it was a national priority but when you ask them if there is resources for this new explorations, the reply is "Please I don't want to lose my job" If you are a British company and you are called to look for oil in Africa of course you will ask 'When do we start?" but in this case you must also ask "Is there security for me" Nigerians continue to adjust and one youth was asking another " If you eat twice a day instead of three what difference does one meal make? The reply "Sometimes it is after a meal that you realize that your ears have been blocked by hunger"
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