SOME JOKES OF ROBERT MUGABE

Girls' legs are like rumours.. They spread any how

Robert Mugabe 2015
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Ladies are powerful, they can introduce two boyfriends at the same time. They will say My Love meet My Sweet heart. And the two
idiots will say "Bossu how far?" 😂
😂 😂

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Some of you girls can't even jog
for 5minutes but expect a
guy to last in bed with u for
2hours??? Ur level of
selfishness demands
a one week crusade..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Robert Mugabe 2016
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It's hard to bewitch African gals these days.  Every time  you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor,  either a Brazilian  innocent  woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.

Robert Mugabe 2016
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Dating a slim/ slender guy is cool. The problem is when u lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face😂😂😂

R.G Mugabe 2016
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No sex before marriage???
If that was God's plan you would receive your Penis or Vagina on your wedding day.

Robert Mugabe
Wisdom will kill Mugabe
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Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ​girlfriend​

​Robert Mugabe 2016​
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"Sucking breast is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as to how and where girls learnt the act of sucking dicks still baffels me..."

~Robert Mugabe😂😄💦😂😂
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If you are ugly,you are ugly.Stop talking about inner beauty cos we dont walk around with X-rays😀😀
#ROBERT MUGABE
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Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex

-Robert Mugabe
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 Dear sisters,

Don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining.........you are not an umbrella -
Robert Mugabe (2016)
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Obama: Mugabe, wisdom and money which one will you go for?                                             Mugabe:  I will take money
Obama: But I will go for wisdom
Mugabe: Well everyone will go for what he lacks😂😂

Stupidity is when u lick a woman with ur bare tongue n later sex her with condom. What are u preventing, catarrh or headache?
- Robert Mugabe
Laugh wan kill me 😂😂😂😂😂